Fake dick helps you pass dope tests

Steroids are essential in sports these days, they tell us. But surely you will get caught when you are tested, right? No sir, not if you have The Fake Dick.
Whizzinator is selling fake penises, complete with a syringe, fake urine and heat pack.
You have to add about 90 cc of tap water to the synthetic urine and you are good to pass one test. The contraption has to be worn like a belt around your waist. The heat pack will ensure that your body temperature and that of the urine “you pass” is the same.
And, oh! You have to be a really contortionist to convince a testing official and the thing is coming off your own member. That could be hard task given that you have to pee with your pants pulled down to the ankle in full view of the official.
Whizzinator sells the dicks in all colours, just so that you don’t get caught. There is the white variety, a latino one and dicks in brown, tan and black shades.
The contraption comes for $150 with synthetic urine costing $15 ($12 if you order three or more packs) and the heat pads $2 each.
Just be careful that in the heat of the moment you don’t use the real thing and let it all out.

I know you want to see what different coloured dicks look like. Spot your own at whizzinator. ENJOY!