A prick in the wall?

Fifty-four-year-old Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer is a virgin with humans.
She suffers from a condition called Objectum-Sexuality and wed the Berlin Wall some 29 years ago. She insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.
When part of the Berlin was brought down, she was shattered. Now she has kept fragments of the wall in her home.
When asked if other walls catch her fancy too she said she found the Great Wall of China "attractive but too thick".
"My husband's sexier, she said.

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